911 Is A Joke

Hit me

Going, going, gone

Now I dialed 9-1-1 a long time ago

Don't you see how late they're reactin'

They only come and they come when they wanna

So get the morgue enbalm the goner

They don't care cuz they stay paid anyway

They teach ya like an ace they ain't be betrayed

I know you stumble with no use people

If your life is on the line they you're dead today

Late comings with the late comin' stretcher

That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha

I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?

With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya

They are the kings cuz they swing amputation

Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation

I can prove it to you watch the rotation

It all adds up to a fucked up situation

So get up get get get, get down

9-1-1 is a joke in yo' town

Get up get get get, get down

Late 9-1-1 wears the late crown

9-1-1 is a joke (x2)

Everyday they don't never come correct

You can ask my man right here with the broken neck

He's a witness to the job never being done

He would've been in full 8 9-1-1

Was a joke cuz they' always jokin'

They the token to your life when it's croakin'

They need to be in a pawn shop on a

9-1-1 is a joke we don't want 'em

I call a cab cuz a cab will come quicker

The doctors huddle up and call a flea ficker

The reason that I say that cuz they

Flick you off like fleas

They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees

And to the strength so go the length

Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth

You better wake up and smell the real flavor

Cuz 9-1-1 is a fake life saver

Chourus

Ow, ow, 9-1-1 is a joke