Page type: lyric reference
Artist: De Mens
Canonical path: /de-mens/mevrouw-telefoon
Related lyric paths: 6
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Mevrouw Telefoon
Read Mevrouw Telefoon lyrics by De Mens on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mevrouw Telefoon
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Mevrouw telefoon, Mooier dat ik ze droom
Mevrouw telefoon, meteen zonder condoom
Ik ben haar stouste zoon
toch wordt ik vaak beloond
Mevrouw telefoon, als in een koortsdroom
1+1 is 2
2+1 is 3
ze houdt nog steeds van mij
we leren nog elke dag iets bij.
mevrouw telefoon, verleiding spant de kroon
ik ben het al gewoon
meteen zonder condoom
ik dacht dat ik al wist wat hevig leven is
ze staat al weer voor we leren elke dag iets bij
en aan de telefoon
zet zij alweer de toon
stevig op haar troon mevrouw telefoon
meteen zonder condoom
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