Checkstand 3

Now this is a story in fundamentals

Pure fundamental principles

And all my ????? know what I'm talkin about, knowmsayin?

But yo, it happened like this all the time at the past, no doubt about that

A 1969 vintage bottle of red wine in my hand

Who is that by the checkstand?

With the tall brown tan I call a caramel

The closer I get, the distinctive scent of Chanel

Yo, she was fine, but this happens all the time

L.A.'s notorious for havin top notch dimes

But this one here was a stallion

She looked half sister to me but said she was Italian

Via Puerto Rico

She said that she didn't know pops and that moms lived on Pico

And Fairfax, word to Mix-A-Lot, she had backs

Open off Defari the moment she heard the Goldy Mack

Her name was Cecilia

You know I had to ask her about that wedding ring on her finger

She said that she was separated

That's all I needed to hear cause for a moment there I hesitated

I hooked it up for that night a little later

Flex ???? put my groceries in the refrigerator

Turned on my TV to channel 2

_60 Minutes_ was on, you know the CBS news

Popped a brew, sat down for a minute

Caught this story 'bout this mafia boss known for killin kids

And gettin his, known for smugglin guns

The next thing they show was wedding pictures of his only son

Spit out my brew cause guess who I see?

Right on the TV it's that broad I met at checkstand 3

She's pagin me, let me think quick

Let 10 minutes fly by, called her back and fronted like I'm sick

She leaves messages I never return

I'm not one for the trick bag, too smart to get burned

So anyway, I sees her the other day

She says, "I know I lied but I'm feelin like Marvin Gaye

I need some 'sexual healing', I'm really hot"

She grabbed my dick, I pressed my luck, fucked, then I shook the spot

Aiyo, the moral of the story is this:

What was I supposed to do, the bitch grabbed my dick

Aiyo, the moral of the story is this:

Yo, what was I supposed to do