Pissin On Your Steps

It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien

to the rescue

I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two

dancers back on Soul Train

and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain

now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent

using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid

let's have a vote and try to register our ballots

and realise a Hammer's just a mallet

toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted

now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS

golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla

Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla

because he takes a style and tries to mock it

ain't nothin' personal, G

but I'm kinda inta chocolate

it's all about the black

and it's like that

and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack

plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English

800

now I peep ya concept

ya think ya got a rep?

Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.

[CHORUS:]

"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..."

[BRIDGE]

No Del

is not a mean fellow

just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow

see I'm rather mellow

some call it lazy

me & myself

and I ain't with the daisies

cause I'm no g_ddam flower

and every single dancer in circumference

receives a golden shower

I'm here to insult the

hip hop John Travolta

ya think ya all that

but really you're shorter than a midget

I don't fidgit, with the ballet,

CUBE: Phuck a dancer!

DEL: Because that's what my pals say

and brothers don't shake ya rumps

wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts

because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia

and that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya

plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind

blasted all out like a feline

see I'm givin' you advice

make ya think twice

cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice

so change ya conept

acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.

[CHORUS:]

"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)"