Skull and Crossbones

I never drink and drive

'Cuz I might spill my drink

[Chorus]

Give me the keys, I'm OK

Quit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five Hurricanes

Quit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?)

Wakin' up and it's all a blur again

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive...

If I'm still alive...

Red Skull more like skull and crossbones

Took my driver's test straight pilin' over the cones

It ain't funny so don't you dare chuckle

Drivin' hella drunk without my beltbuckle

Fuck you, I'm OK

That's what they all say

Already got a suspended license

Smokin' weed in my ride and lightin' incense

Not knowin' it could be gone in an instant

Pistons pumpin', slumpin'

Over the steering wheel

So many drunk drivers on the road

It's killing fields

Who gives a fuck?

If I get caught all I get

Is a slap on the wrist

My license tooken is a bitch

But I still drive with a D.U.I.

Crash, see my passenger fly

Through the windshield

It's hard to see you die

Heads crushed, necks severed from the shards

That's what happens playing with a wild card

How do you feel on trial for killin' your girl?

Nineteen years old, the end of the world

Don't know what to do

Pop's is gonna' kill you

Twelve gauge shotgun to your grill smooth

Got you in a predicament

If I'm drivin' drunk I've got a sickness

Some fool's is shiftless

Like me, gifted

Student GPA: four point oh

Blood alcohol level past that though

(scratched:)

I never drink and drive

'Cuz I might spill my drink

[Chorus]

Three o'clock, time to go

One more line of coke with cognac

But my cognitive skills ain't on the shit

What now Sherlock?

Key to the lock

My friend's is tellin' me to stop

Damn near down the block

I found cops in the bushes peekin'

Plus it's the weekend and I'm off the deep end

I roll through an alley way, can't see

Getting ansy I hop on the interstate but it's late

Cops patrol but I don't give a fuck though

I swerve to the right and get stuck in a mudhole

Check the rearview, the coast is clear

Tryin' to focus here but I can't

Drunk as hell, bust a rail

Now I'm sailin' off the cliff

High off the spliff, plus a fifth

I bust my shit

Now I'm rollin' down the side like a suicide

What will my family do if I die?

Tension builds, I went through hills and trees

Stopped by a redwood first thing broke was knees

I feel pain then a split second later

Car burst into flames, they won't know my name

They'll have to check my dental records

My body is charred

Burnt to a crisp soon as the car flipped the crash

That's my ass, a thing of the past

Already dead by the impact of airbags

(scratched:)

I never drink and drive

'Cuz I might spill my drink

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...

If I'm alive...

If I'm alive, If I'm still alive...

Skull and crossbones

Poisonous pathways

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