Feast Of Freaks

I remember the gatherin's

Big festive mugs of fruit punch-eeh

Twelve foot long table of greasies, covered up with bits

Rattle-snaps and snivelin' snorkel bites, I loved 'em

Drainage and drainage and all the orifices happy and full

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An ol' Edna

Edna with her big kettle o' boilin oil and her six-or-seven inch strips o' goat placenta

Fryin' up real deep 'n crunchy

mm ahmm..

Earl and his head!

Scrapin' ol' cuss had a big ol' mole filled pocked mark billiard head table piece a sheee

Scraped it... we always scraped it

Had wax 'n hairs 'n we had to scrub 'n do-it to-it, if y'know whadda mean

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And old Willie

Willie didn't walk so well there at the end....

I think it had somethin' to do with bein' duct-taped to a lawn chair

yaeeh

Bein' old

haeh eehn

Prop'm up in the back yard

Feed him lemonade until he'd

Piss all over himself

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I remember faces

Bellies being stuffed full

Kiddies tossing cow chips

Smellin' like it

I remember faces

Bellies being stuffed full

Runnin' with a pin wheel

To the waterin' hole

Feast of freaks

Feast of freaks

Twelve foot long table o' greasies I think I toldja

BIG mugs with stuff that was good but I don't know what it was

They're mystery biscuits I know those

They're little hard things they taste a lot like lumber or dirt er some soil or such

I think they have protein but I dunno

the only way I could tell is if ya bit into somethin' an it had a tooth or bone or

Some sorta identification parts if ya know whadda mean

heh heh..

I love the children too

Kids in the backyard

Chasin' after all the pets with the cans of WD-40 and the bic lighters eh heh heh:

KHEBWHEGHEHEGHHHH-eeyyyhhh

I love those

And they toss back and forth

Dried-up platters of manure

Like frisbees but made of feces, frisbees 'n feces it all goes together

eeeh..

Well once in a while one would be airborne and it'd bust up,

'n some kid'd get a mouth fulla shit 'n look like little Al Jolson on the prairie, hee hee...heheee

And there's Earl, I told ya

Earl's pock marked piece o' nothin, didn't look so good,

and he'd always get us back, cuz we did it to 'im,

and you know what he'd do,

he'd take one o' them big long 18 inch mine intruder... Vibrators

With the switch on hand ya throw kill oh boy

thatta make ya feel so good if ya got a muscle binged up but not for cows

He'd take it out inta the pasture

Stuff it up a cow's ass

Duct tape it in real tight 'n turn it on...

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nvnvnvnvnv-EEEEE

nvnvnvnvnv-EEEEE

nvnvnvnvnvnvNVNVNVNVGHGAAAAGH

I remember faces

Bellies being stuffed full

Kiddies tossin' cow chips,

Smellin like it

I remember faces

Bellies bein' stuffed full

Runnin' with a pinwheel

To the waterin' hole

Feast of freaks

Feast of freaks

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wooo he he he ha hah hah

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hah hah hah hah haa

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oh yeahh

oh ah haaa

ah haaay

hay hiyya doin

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wooeeeee

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aaoooohh ah hahaha

ahh haey

hey that's it

ooh thats the one

oh yeah

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waah

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I remember faces

Bellies being stuffed full

Kiddies tossin' cow chips,

Smellin' like it.

I remember faces

Bellies being stuffed full

Runnin' with a pinwheel

To the waterin hole

Freaks...

I remember faces

bellies being stuffed full

I remember faces

bellies being stuffed full

kiddies tossin' cow chips,

smellin' like it

I remember faces

bellies being stuffed full

kiddies tossin' cow chips

smellin' like it

I remember faces

and the bellies being stuffed full

and the kiddies tossin' cow chips

and they were smellin' like it

I remember faces

and the bellies being stuffed full

and the

kiddies tossin' cow chips

and they were smellin' like it

stuffed full

kiddies tossin' faces

being stuffed cowchips

faces stuffed full

smellin like it

I remember faces