Crooked deep down

My life looks good i do confess, you can ask anyone

just don't ask my real good friends

because they will lie to you

or worse, they'll tell the truth

Because there are things you would not believe

that travel into my mind

i swear i try and capture them

but always set 'em free

it seems bad things comfort me

Chorus:

Good lord i am crooked deep down

everyone is crooked deep down

but good lord i am crooked deep down

everyone is crooked deep down

everyone is crooked deep down

There is this girl she was made for me

but she stood me up our wedding day

and now that girl runs around on me

and she's drunk all the time

but i'd die to make her mine

I'm not water but i'm not wine

you could say i'm just here for the party

with one thing on my mind

squeezing me and my camel through that needles eye .