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Artist: Descendents
Canonical path: /descendents/blast-off
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Blast Off
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Blast Off
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Stay away from the chili verde
Unless you want to get blown away
Treat the spider with a little respect
You take the heat - it's gonna bite back
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Toilet seat is your launching pad
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid
Unless you wanna burn in that 'roid
We'll be laughing and rolling on the floor
When we hear you screaming through that door
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
All systems go!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
Shhhh, shh shh you can hear him! You can hear...
No, no, listen! You can hear him
Jalepeno, Habenero
Burning all yo' hair down there-o
Picinu, Vindaloo
They're gonna getcha
They're gonna getcha too!
You know those red things in the Kung Pao?
Don't say I didn't warn you now
Take the time to pick them out
Or the spider gets grouchy
And it's time to countdown!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Ohh ohhh ohhh
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
WOOOOO HOOOO!
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Houston, we have a problem
Blast off at Cape Canaveral
Now 4, 3, 2, 1, Blast off!
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