Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Descendents
Canonical path: /descendents/eunuch-boy
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Eunuch Boy
Read Eunuch Boy lyrics by Descendents on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Eunuch Boy
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Eunuch boy eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight
He can't even masturbate
Got no gonads, only two sockets
Got no bulge in his pockets
Eunuch boy eunuch boy
Thought a lawnmower was another toy
Can't even make it through a day of school
They try to stomp his shriveled tool
It must suck to know you'll never fuck
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