Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Descendents
Canonical path: /descendents/kids
Related lyric paths: 6
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Kids
Read Kids lyrics by Descendents on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Kids
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Warning the basemaster general
Has determined that coffee is good for your health
Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night
Kids on coffee
Where's my bonus cup?
Come on man, fill me up
I need some krappers to wash it down
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee
Went driving down to san diego
Passing by the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!
Kids on coffee
Kids on coffee!
The amount of actual sleep is now optional.
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Descendents performs "Kids", and this lyric page sits inside the Descendents catalog on LyroVerse.
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