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Artist: Desert Sessions
Canonical path: /desert-sessions/the-idiots-guide
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The Idiots Guide
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Idiots Guide
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What to do when you're high
This is mine and you're right
Never make water rough
Never say "I'm a drunk"
When they say "you're alive"
Is that all, boring tide
Water bomb and a safe place to hide
A mistake done with knees
Just to move, not to please
Going through the idiots guide
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