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Artist: Destrage
Canonical path: /destrage/waterpark-bachelorette
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Waterpark Bachelorette
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Waterpark Bachelorette
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Once upon a time, yesterday
Melanie was getting married to Mark
The love of his life
The phone rings, Jennifer's on
She planned a treat for the young bachelorette
A party night they will never ever forget
The girls are excited
It's gonna be nasty
It's gonna be the Cuba cay
Total carnage on Saturday
Damn this Cuba cay ain't the place she thinks
No table dance, no cuban strippers
The surprize is bloody bitter
It's a bit distant from my idea of fun
I'd rather role play with cowboys and guns
But I can take it as it comes and join in
Yes, you get wet and that's the point
Mel spent the day choosing shoes and doing make up
She'd shoulda gone for Sun tancream and swimming cap
On this waterpark fake sand
I'm the queen whose lost command
And spinsterhood's up around the bend
But on my mind there's something big
How do they say?
It's kinda slang
Oh, yeah, I wish I was in a gangbang
It's a bit distant from my idea of fun
I'd rather role play with cowboys and guns
But I can take it as it comes and join in
Yes, you get wet and that's the point
What a waste of time
No drinks, no men, no tease
But look at that guy
I may have found a plan B
I met a Cuban at the Cuba cay
I can surrender to his arms today
It's no big thing
It's just my party affair
And after all, my handsome Mark can wait
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