Briar Patch

The briar patch

no don't throw me in the briar patch

you can cut off all my toes, but not the briar patch

you can fill me full of holes, but not the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Please don't put me in the briar patch

You can season and cook me, but not the briar patch

for me, no one would ever look off in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

I hop, I jump, I skip through the rubble

Yo, we ain't lookin for trouble

I's just tryin to get to the other end, I never been

maybe then I can tell my friends how it is, I been

searching for someone to help me, maybe you can

but its hard to tell you how I feel when you got a knife in ya hand

you can carve me

tie me up and starve me

put me on the grill, still nothing can harm me

like the briar patch

dont chunk me in

what kind of luck would I have then

wait a minute man, before you put me in it, use the gun

let you got a couple of bullets I'll be finished done

or hey, I can help you find a pot

help you build a fire, help you get it good and hot

well unless, you like to eat me cold

you can but oh no please don't throw me in

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the briar patch

no don't throw me in the briar patch

you can cut off all my toes, but not the briar patch

you can fill me full of holes, but not the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Please don't put me in the briar patch

You can season and cook me, but not the briar patch

for me, no one would ever look off in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Dont throw me in the briar patch

Dont throw me in

you's an ugly motherfucker, dog, I just call it like I see it

and your breath is like death, and if you don't like it so be it

I get mistreated by others if you cut above me your not

slice off my toes

if thats how it goes

I really don't give a fuck

if all of this belongs to you

do what you do, go head

but throw me in the briar's patch

and you'll never see so much red

I bled from Destin just tresspassing

cause I'm just askin for a favor

excuse my rude behavior

im just trying to savor the flavor of the fruit I just picked

and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick

but what you don't do

is throw me in the briar patch and then I'm through

come on man, can't we call a truce can we do somethin about it

before people end up crying and shoutin and poutin

man, come on man, that would really hurt our friendly church

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