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Artist: Devin Townsend
Canonical path: /devin-townsend/heinous-anus
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Heinous Anus
Read Heinous Anus lyrics by Devin Townsend on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Heinous Anus
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10 am, and I hit the alarm
It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on
And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup
I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt
Grab my knees and howl like a dawg
I've got a 12 inch long jalapeño log
You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pass
I ain't got a week to nurse my ass!!!
I just want a normal stool!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
I've been on the throne all day
I can't face the world in any other way
Help me out,
I wanna be someone who
Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!!
I don't want this screaming hoop!!!
Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
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