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Artist: Diamond Rugs
Canonical path: /diamond-rugs/christmas-in-a-chinese-restaurant
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Christmas In a Chinese Restaurant
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Christmas In a Chinese Restaurant
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I ate chinese food on christmas day you kicked me out
Cause I told the kids that santa sleigh did not exist
I was drunk and you got pissed
But anyway have a very merry christmas
Is it worth it now to walk on back?
I've walked on by a dozon times
And thats no lie
My lips are chaped
My nose is red
My tears are ice
But anyway feliz navidad and all that
I'm walking through the town square
Singing christmas carols to myself
It's so lonley and it's cold
And I cannot feel my toes
But it feels more like I'm burnin in hell
Hows the turkey hows the ham
I can't finish my moo goo gai pan
But thats not all they cut me off from alcohol
But anyways... You go on and deck the halls
I'm walking through the town square
Singing christmas carols to myself
It's so lonley and it's cold
And I cannot feel my toes
But it feels more like I'm burnin in hell
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