Loser's Coctail

Well I'm the bartender at the Loser's Lounge

And my fame has spread all over this town

I mix the drink that gives the place its name

And what it does to men is a downright shame

I mix gin sin and a little bit a where you been

That's the start of a loser's cocktail

Cause I mix wine time with this'll get her off your mind

And I call it a loser's cocktail

Then other kinda losers come in every night

Take off their rings and slip 'em outa sight

They try to make out with the girls at the bar

Then I mix 'em the drinks that I'm famous for

I mix beer cheer with she'll never know you've never been here

I make them a loser's cocktail

Cause I mix rum for some with yeah that little chick is dumb

Then I serve them a loser's cocktail

No matter what they order they all end up the same

It's what you put in it that's the name of the game

Some of the losers come here to forget

While the rest still haven't even found out yet

I mix beer tears with a lotta wishin' she was here

That's a part of a loser's cocktail

Cause I mix gin sin with yeah I'll be seeing you again

And I call it a loser's cocktail

I mix beer tears with a lotta wishin' she was here...