Me

I've never had a filling and I've got blue eyes

I've got every kind of lipstick you can buy

I've got 3 cupboards for my shoes

And a mirror that always tells the truth

I've got clothes in case it's hot, clothes for when it's cold

But still I don't know what to wear, what to wear tonight

I've got the concentration of a small child

Patience - well, not all the time

A wounded look and a silly smile

That always gets me what I want

I've got a garden, but it has no grass

It's got plastic chairs and the tables glass

My cat at home thinks it's a dog

And who am I to judge if that's all?

I've got a lot of cards on my shelf

Everyone of them written to myself

I've got a million pounds in the bank

(Don't be silly, you haven't been to a bank in your life)

There's a woman next door who robbed a bank

A man upstairs who likes to drink

And sing to us at 3 in the morning

I've got 5 best friends, 2 parents and a brother

And a man at home who likes to think

That every song's written for him

So this one's for you