Peanutbutter Jelly

Yo, I was at the club just chilling and shit

And this pretty little mama, Alana, pick the paddy up

Outside, people smoking marijuana

Sweet talking anna, zero fucking drama

I'm dressed fresh, got my best tracksuit on

People be like: Where'd you get that dope tracksuit from?

Yo, every time I rock this shit people bug out

My tracksuit on, itchy and scratchy the fuck out

All of the sudden there's a fucking light in my face

Dumb fuck with the camera, right in my face

Dude's like: Look who's all up in the club with a onesie

Look at me everybody I'm in a onesie

This fat fuck mad drunk all brave and shit

Obviously jealous on this fucking hater shit

Cell phone in my face shouting loud as he can

So I snatched his fucking cell phone out of his hand

His little video must look fucking sick

When I stuck his phone in my pants and rubbed it on my dick, uh

Dude was dumbstruck handed the phone back to this dumb fuck

Motherfucker nearly had a heart attack

Now your flustered, tripping out all disgusted

I'm holding his phone out but he doesn't want it back

It's like fuck it, popped his phone back into his pocket

"What's wrong with you man, are you fucking crazy?"

I replied: Yes, totally fucking crazy

Gold teeth flashing, smiling, Alana

My little 'nana, trying to cool down the drama

"I'll fuck you up man!"

Tonight was a special night

Now this fat fuck was screaming, like you wanna fight

So I said: You gon' bark all night, huh, little doggy? Or you gonna bite?

Motherfuck was still steaming

Making a big scene, screaming, has to get himself kicked out

He just peanut butter and jealous, peanut butter and jelly

Calling an uber with the smell of dick on his cellie