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Artist: Diesel Boy
Canonical path: /diesel-boy/rubbing-the-elf
Related lyric paths: 6
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Rubbing The Elf
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Rubbing The Elf
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This is the story of a girl named Ann / She's half-Japanese,
mom's from Japan / She's sixteen but she's going on thirty / Her mind is pure but her thoughts are dirty / Dirty Ann likes to play with herself / She likes frigging the clit,
she likes rubbing the elf / She don't need men they don't understand / All she needs is her right hand / Ann likes to masturbate / She likes to make herself feel great / Ann likes to masturbate / When she gets aroused,
she's gunna cum real long / She likes to get off / When Ann gets off she likes to fantasize / Lie on her bed and close her eyes / She likes to dream about the boys from Rancid / She ties Tim up and then she pulls his pants down / She likes to get off in her car / And in the bathroom at work / Behind the bar / She don't want love,
she don't want romance / All she wants is her right hand
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