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Artist: Direct Hit!
Canonical path: /direct-hit/captain-asshole
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Captain Asshole
Read Captain Asshole lyrics by Direct Hit! on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Captain Asshole
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Any time that you want, I'll be there with cape in arm
to flaunt my magic mask, my gadget belt and boots
Everyone thinks that they're cooler than your suit
Yeah, everyone runs baby
But you gotta remember, everyone runs baby, especially when under pressure
Everyone's fun baby, but they always remember
how your dumb, done maybe, let me give you a refresher:
Yeah, I run baby, but you gotta remember
it ain't fun baby as the world's only defender
I'm the one baby that'll never surrender
No I won't
Any time that you need, I'll come around and listen up to every word
And heed every yarn that comes out of your mouth
Even if you go and suggest we head south
But everyone runs baby
Yeah you gotta remember, everyone runs baby especially when under pressure
Everyone's fun baby, but they always remember
how you're dumb, done maybe, let me give you a refresher:
Yeah, I run baby, but you gotta remember
it ain't fun baby as the world's only defender
I'm the one baby that'll never surrender
No I won't
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