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I Can't Dance

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I Can't Dance

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Hey party people

Hey my party people

Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me

Hey party people

Hey my party people

LMFAO and Dirt Nasty

Hey party people

Hey my party people

Hey, hands up if you rockin' with me

Hey party people

Hey my party people

LMFAO and Dirt Nasty

Now I got everything that a dude could want

House in the hills made by Louis Vuitton

But when I dance in the spot

All the ladies cut

'Cause it looks like I had a seizure up in the club

I can't dance

Not at all

In L.A.

We play the wall

I wanna dance

I can't do it

I can't dance

I'm too Jewish'

I can't dance (x4)

Me and sky blue at the spot there was nothing but freaks

This dude was dancing like way off beat

Dude had moves I aint seen before

He grabbed the back of his neck

Slammed down to the floor

Is he hurtin'

Or is he jerkin'

I don't know but it seems to be workin'

He's got

All the ladies screaming his name

Dirt Nasty, are you okay?

He can't dance

You dumb biitch

But he's cute

Why don't you suck his dick already?

He left the club on another journey

Listenin' to his IPod layin' on a gurney

He can't dance'

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ')

No, I heard him say I can't dance

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ')

Nope I wish I could but I can't'

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ')

I can't dance '(x2)

(Hey, hey, hey, hey, ')

When I walk into the club I can't feel the beat

Don't ask me to dance I got two left feet

Tryin' to mack but I got no game

'Cause it look like my whole damn body's in pain

I can't dance

I'm at the bar

Or at home watchin' dancin' with the stars

I got the looks

I got the money

When I dance the ladies think I'm funny, funny, funny, funny'

When I dance the ladies think I'm funny'

I can't dance'

Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up'

I can't dance'

Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up'

Hey! Hands up, hands up, hands up, up'

Yeah hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life (x2)

Yeah, Dirt Nasty,

LMFAO

I'm tryin' to dance hommies

I'm tryin' to learn from y'all

I just think I'm a little too white for this but

Ima keep tryin'

Ima keep studyin'

Ima take ballet class

Ima take jazz, tap, hip hop class

You know what I mean

And Ima come on stage and do the jerk with you baby

Dirt Nasty, LMFAO

Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life

Yeah

Hava, I need some vodka, pina coladas, 'cause I can't dance to save my life

Nope

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