Dating Song

I'm fucking matt damon

Your fucking matt damon

Well I'm fucking hannah montana

She's fucking hannah montana

Backstage at my concert

Fucks me on my parents' bed

After school, at my locker

In the car I give her head

I'm also fucking the flava

Yeah boy she's fucking flava-flav, fool

You know what time it is

Because I'm fucking juney too

Yeah I know but it's true

Flava-flav fucks me too

And I swap with calvin

And he swaps with that dude

And were all fucking hellboy

Yeah they're fucking hellboy

And I'm the fucking hulk

When I get really mad

I start fucking iron man

A most uncomfortable screw

But I fuck the princess too

*ding dong*

Who's that ringing on my bell

It's the bitch that's fucking iron man

That's i-r-o-n m-a-n

And I fuck him in the mouth

That's fucking great because I'm fucking wolf

"awhoo"

He's fucking wolf ain't that a pity

Because I'm fucking those bitches from sex and the city

"awhoo"

He fucks the sex and the city gals

So I wonder:

Would wolf really be get jealous if he knew we were fucking the guy with the big utility belt?

They're all fucking batman

At wayne manor, in the batcave

Butler alfred is our love slave

Riddle me this

Holy bathhouse

I'm fucking amy whinehouse

He's fucking amy whinehouse

Yeah on the down low low low

And I'm fucking jessica simpson

Cuz I'm on blow blow blow

She's fucking jessica simpson

Oh yeah

And I think I mite have fucked that hot assassin

Everyone's fucked me

And I've fucked em back you see

And the mexican too

With the tragic hairdo

Call it, heads, I'm fucking J.T

I'm fucking that male model

Cos he's so fine

And I like to get up with calvin Klein's

It's true. J.T fuck my ass again

But I'm also fucking prince caspian

I am handsome and I am cool

That's why this prince fucks the kids from high school

Cum on lets hear it

Now's the time to party

Let me hear you

You know what time it is?

Yeah... no what time is it

It's time to get fucked

-fuck me

-no, fuck me

-fuck me...

He fucks all us kids in high school

Under the bleachers, in the showers

While were changing for gym class

I'm fucking oprah

I'm fucking obama

I'm fucking indiana's ass

She's fucking indiana's ass

And I'm fucking hancock

He's fucking hancock and I'm fucking beowolf

You know you like it

And I'm fucking kung fu panda

And I'm fucking michael jackson

Don't judge me

I love my animals you see

Oh yeah he's fucking the chipmunks

Sad to say but it's true

He fucks the chipmunks yeah.