Hércules - One Last Hope

So you wanna be a hero kid, well whoop de doo

I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you

Each and everyone a disappointment, pain

For which there's no ointment

So much for excuses, done with kid of zeus's'

Asking me to jump into the fray

My answer is two words: Oh, kay

You mean you'll do it?

You win

You won't be sorry phil!

Oh gosh

So when do we start? Can we start now?

Oy, vey

I've givin' hope that someone would come along

A fella who would ring the bell for once, not the gong

The kind who wins trophies, won't settle for lophies

At least semi-prophecies, but noooooo I get the green horn

I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone

Content to spend lazy days to graze my lawn

But you need an advisor, a sayter but wiser

A good merchandiser and woooah! There goes my ulcer!

I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you

Though kid, you're not exactly a dream come true

I've trained enough turkey's who never came through

You're my one last hope, so you'll have to do

Rule number six: When rescuing a damsel

Always handle with care!

Rule number 95, kid: Concentrate!

Rule number 96: Aim!

Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockary

Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery

To be a true hero kid is a dying art

Like paintin' a masterpiece: It's work of heart!

It takes more than sinew

It comes down to what's in you

You'll have continue to grow, now that's more like it!

I'm down to one last shot, and my best, I know

Before that blasted underworld get's my goat

My dreams are on you kid, go make them come true

Keep on the soap, keep pushing the envelope, you're

My one last hope and kid, it's up to you!