O Retorno de Mary Poppins - The Royal Doulton Music Hall

And where would we like to go on this fine, fine day?

The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please

Where?

What's that?!

We're on the brink of an adventure children

Don't spoil it with too many questions

In the nursery, you were never by yourself

There was quite another world upon your shelf (hold on)

Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's decent

To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes in this

Dilly dynamical simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl

There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious animal watering hole

Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tune and the words

Every beast large and small

Loves the very top drawable, always encorable Royal Doulton Music Hall

Ooh, that one tickled my tail

Nearly there, Mary Poppins!

Yes, in this

Marvellous, mystical, rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl

There's a lot of birds queuing up, a lot of hams chewing up

Scenery they swallow whole

There are lots of cats tuning strings

Nightingale in the wings

Waiting for their big drum roll

At the simplest sensational, standing ovational Royal Doulton Music Hall

Here we are!

But where's the music hall?

Oh yes, that! Silly me

Step right up! Step right!

Wow, goodness

How on Earth did she do that?

One thing you should know about Mary Poppins, she never explains anything

Come on

Hurry, hurry, get tickets while you can

For the one night only, one and only

Mary Poppins!

What an honour it is to have you join us this evening

Thank you

And who is this I see?

Why it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!

You know us?

Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children

Hurry along now, get yourself some peanuts and candyfloss and go right on in

May we, Mary Poppins?

Yes

Just keep away from the edge of the bowl

At the highly unclaimable, nearly untamable

Lavishing, praisable, always rephrasable

Royal Doulton Music Hall!