The World's Greatest Criminal Mind

[Ratigan:] My friends, we are about to embark on the most

odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme

of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes,

a crime that will live in infamy!

[Chorus:]

[Ratigan:] Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her

diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help of

our good friend Mr Flaversham, it promises to be a

night she will never forget. Her last night, and my

first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom!

From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper

The head that made headlines in every newspaper

And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job

That cunning display that made London a sob

Now comes the real tour de force

Tricky and wicked, of course

My earlier crimes were fine for their times

But now that I'm at it again

An even grimmer plot has been simmering

In my great criminal brain

[Chorus:] Even meaner? You mean it?

Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?

You're the best of the worst around

Oh, Ratigan

Oh, Ratigan

The rest fall behind

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

The world's greatest criminal mind

[Ratigan:] Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been

champagne and caviar. I've had my share of

adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate

detective, Basil of Baker Street. For years, that

insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.

I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all

that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even

Basil, can stand in my way! All will bow before

me!

[Chorus:] Oh, Ratigan

Oh, Ratigan

You're tops and that's that

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

[Bartholomew:] To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat

[Ratigan:] What was that? What did you call me?

[Thug 1:] Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.

[Thug 2:] I-it was just a slip of the tongue.

[Ratigan:] I am NOT A RAT!

[Thug 3:] 'Course you're not. You're a mouse!

[Thug 4:] Yeah, that's right. Right! A mouse.

[Thug 5:] Yeah, a big mouse!

[Ratigan:] SILENCE! Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that

you've gone and upset me. You know what happens

when someone upsets me.

[Bartholomew:] Oh, Ratigan

Oh, Ratigan

You're the tops and that's that

(Oh dear.)

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

To Ratigan, the world's greatest -

[Felicia:] Meow.

[Ratigan:] Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did Daddy's

little honey bun enjoy her tasty ___?

[Felicia:] Urp.

[Ratigan:] I trust there will be no further interruptions?

And now, as you were singing?

[Chorus:] Even louder

We'll shout it!

No one can doubt what we know you can do

You're more evil than even you

Oh, Ratigan

Oh, Ratigan

You're one of a kind

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

The world's greatest criminal mind