When I See An Elephant Fly

I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,

I saw a needle that winked its eye.

But I think I will have seen everything

When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,

I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.

But I think I will have seen everything

when I see an elephant fly.

I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck

And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that, I only heard

But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed till I thought I'd die

But I'd be done see'n about everything

when I see an elephant fly