Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Doctor Demencia
Canonical path: /doctor-demencia/senorita-guajardo
Related lyric paths: 6
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Señorita Guajardo
Read Señorita Guajardo lyrics by Doctor Demencia on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Señorita Guajardo
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Jamás pensé perder tantos amigos
Por ti mujer, solo pienso estar contigo
En ti deje mi pobre corazoncito
Y que saque?
Vomitaste todo el autito
Tu después me pedías un besito
Dije que no
Me trataste de mariconcito
Yo prefiero serlo y no darte ese besito
Vomitaste arroz y fideos con pollito
Y vomito hasta el capo
Y todo sucedió por un ron que se tomo
Pido perdón por esas expresiones que van en directa
relación con esta mina de la canción
Que e hay creído weona estúpida
Si salgo a vacilar te tomai todo el copete
Soy alcohólica igual a tu mama
Soy maraca igual tu hermana
Beso quería la weona
Adonde la vise tonta cochina weon
Te falto garganta pa witrear
Sabi que mas sabi que mas
Te quiero
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Doctor Demencia performs "Señorita Guajardo", and this lyric page sits inside the Doctor Demencia catalog on LyroVerse.
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