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Artist: Domestic Problems
Canonical path: /domestic-problems/i-snuck-a-retard-in-to-a-sperm-bank
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I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
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I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
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You fucking dyke
You didn't want to get touched by a man
You wanted to be a strong single mother
You ordered a sensitive, gay poets sperm
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
Instead of a bright poet offspring
You're stuck with a drooling retard
You went broke paying for special care
You're girlfriend left you for another woman
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
I snuck a retard in to a sperm bank
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