Domestic Problems

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I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Domestic Problems Canonical path: /domestic-problems/i-sold-your-dog-to-a-chinese-restaurant Related lyric paths: 6

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I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant

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I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the ins

And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me

It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band

I wanted to kick it in the fucking face

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

After i beat the fucking shit out of it

I wanted to throw it through your fucking window

But i needed money to buy some more whiskey

So i sold it to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant

Your family ordered pu pu platter

You didn't know what you were eating

It was your fucking gay faithful dog

While you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire

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