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Artist: Domestic Problems
Canonical path: /domestic-problems/you-sell-cologne
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You Sell Cologne
Read You Sell Cologne lyrics by Domestic Problems on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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You Sell Cologne
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You have a mustache,you called me on the phone
You wear a beret and you sell colonge
You wear colonge but you still smell bad
You smell like shit from all the men that you've had
[chorus:]
You sell colonge [x4]
You wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
You're always looking at your customers ass
A freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
But you got kicked out because you're fucking queer
[chorus]
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