My Man Medley

Spoken:

I just wanna say this

This is something I thing most of you ladies will identify with

And maybe some of you men too

(the man I love)

Someday he'll come along

The man I love

And he'll be rich and strong

The man I love

And when he comes my way

I'll do my best to make him stay

He'll look at me and smile

I'll understand

And maybe for awhile

He'll take my hand

And though it seems absurd

I know we both won't say a word

Spoken:

You know I'm the kind of lady

That always seems to find the wrong man

At the wrong place at the wrong time

It's not that I go out looking for him

But somehow he always seems to find me

You see what I'm looking for is the kind of man

That comes home with candy

And flowers sayin' "come on put on your dancing shoes

Cause we're gonna wine and dine, wine and dine"

But what I always seem to find is the kind of man

That comes home fussing

And fighting, breaking my best dishes

And beat my head outside the wall

Shows no love no respect and nothing at all

(I got it bad and that ain't good)

Never treats me sweet and gentle

The way he should

I got it bad and that ain't good!

(no, it ain't good at all, you know)

Spoken:

Listen, have you been treating your lady nice lately, you have?

And how about you?

Great, well I've been gettin' rocked completely!

My poor heart is sentimental it's not made of wood

I got it bad and that ain't good

Spoken:

So you see on monday nights

I just go out and drink and drink

But when the weekend's over on monday rolls aroun'

I end up like I start out just cryin' my heart out

Cryin' my heart out

Lord above me (come on) make him love me

Then he should

I got it bad baby

I got it bad baby

I got it bad and that ain't good!

No it ain't good at all you know

Spoken:

But listen mister big shot I've got your number

And I'll take care of you

And you too and you and you and you

(some of these days)

Some of these days

You're gonna miss your donna

Some of these days

You're gonna feel so lonely

You'll miss my huggin'

You'll miss my kissin'

You'll miss me honey

When you're far away

You're gonna be so lonely

For me only

Cause you know daddy

You had you way

And if I leave you

You know it's gonna grieve you

You're gonna miss your sweet lovin' donna

Some of these days

And if I leave you

You know it's gonna grieve you

You're gonna miss your sweet little donna

Some of these days

Hey honey call me when you got time

Know what I mean...