The Job Song

You can be anything you want to do

It's totally up to you

A'even if you don't know what to do

I can help you! A'show you!

You can be the guy who types so fast on computers

(A'clackity-clackity-clackity-clack!)

Or you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football

(It's a goal!)

Or you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry

(Order!)

Or you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly

(Careful!)

Maybe I can be the one plants a tree

Cuts it down to make a shed

And I will invent a digital currency based around respect

And I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all

Is that an option?

I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight

(Attention!)

I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams

(Yum-yum! Have one!)

Or you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party

(So it looks smart?) (it looks dumb)

Maybe I can be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net!

(What? There's nothing in it)

Or you can be the guys who fly so high to space Moon

(Aaah)

Or you can be the guys who work as a team in the work place

(Jobs!)

Or you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral

Or you can be the one who gets the post from the post box

(Ahn?)

Or you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush

(Wait, what?)

Or you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horse feet

(What's this stuff? Sor-wh-where's my phone?)

Or you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones

(What?)

You can be anything you want to do!