The Love Song

Have you ever wondered why we're here?

What's it all about, you've no idea

And everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear

But you know it doesn't have to be

That i hate you, and you hate me

Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference

And we can live in harmony

No, you don't know who i am

But maybe I could hold your hand

And together we can understand about love!

Huh? I feel tingly!

Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it!

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

(Love is a place, love is a thing)

And do you ever feel like life's unfair?

Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!

But if you follow me

Maybe you'll see

That love is everywhere

What is love, is it in the sky?

No, it's a feeling, deep inside

Because I'm hungry?

No, you're lonely

I can see it in your eyes

I don't understand

Don't worry! You will soon

Come and meet some of my friends, they know all about love

Come on, just over the rainbow!

Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky

Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind

Yes, but there's lot of chicken left

And I'd like to eat the chicken

I'd also like to eat the chicken, let's do that instead

So here we are with all my friends, and they love you, all of them

Yes we do, this is true

We love you, and you love us too!

I love you too, furry boy

(Hee hee, harder)

Now, we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do

Maybe, we should look for our friend

Isn't that what friends do?

And we have finished the chicken picnic

To love each other, is to care

To be kind, and to share

I love my friend so I give him a hug

I made this for you, cause I love you so much

I love my pet, 'cause he's a crab

I love this tree, and I love this stick and I love this bug

No no no, that's not how it's done

You must save your love for your special one

My special one?

Everyone has a special one

Even me? But I am lonely

Yes, it's true! But do not worry

You're confused, but that's okay

Let me put it another way

This is the story of Michael, the loneliest boy in town

This is the story of Michael

The ugliest boy in town

Ugly and weak

They called him a freak

So he lived on his own underground

He lived on his own underground

He lived on his own underground

You see? Everyone has a special one

Even Michael!

Your heart beats hard like a big love drum

Calling for your special one

So be patient, 'cause just maybe

Your special one will come

He's made for her and she's made for him

That's the way its always been

And it's perfect, and it's pure

And it's protected with a ring

That's the way that all love goes

Like a flower it grows and grows

And it's forever, and forever

And now we all worship our king, our king

His name is Malcolm

He is the king of love

We must feed him

We must feed him gravel

Or he becomes angry

(Mmm gravel)

And this is your chance to start a new

And all we're asking you to do

Is change your name

And clean your brain

And forget anything about you ever knew

And your heart will find it's home

And our love will never go

Now wear this ring

And join the king!

And you will never be alone