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Artist: Don't Hug Me Im Scared
Canonical path: /dont-hug-me-im-scared/the-vending-machine-song
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The Vending Machine Song
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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The Vending Machine Song
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He's a vending machine
It's a vending machine
We all eat lunch from the vending machine
He's a vending machine
That's a vending machine
We all eat lunch of the vending machine
Some people say it's not real food
But I quite like it and I think you will too!
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