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I Wish I Was The President

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I Wish I Was The President

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It's the end of the month I gotta pay the rent

I wish I was the president

It's the end of the month and all my money is spent

I wish I was the president

I'd have a big white house with a yard and a fence

So I could keep all the terrorists out

I'd be the king of the world I would lie and deny

And get high with little honor role girls

Resist drugs and violence

Hah hah hah hah!

I wish I was the president

I promise to do the best job I can

Bullshit!

I wish I was the president

It's the end of the month and what a year so far

I wish I was the president

Every end of the month I'd buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar

Where I'd be drinking for free

And have a bunch of naked bitches yelling fuck tha police with me

Snorting shit up my nose

With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the president

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the president

It's the end of the month another one down the drain

I wish I was the president

I'd have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

And I would still complain

I'd do whatever I please

I'd take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

I'd smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car

And fuck eleven different porno stars

I'd live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes

And I'd barely have to see my wife

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the president

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the president

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the president

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the president

Stop your whining cause your bitchin nagging's killing me

Stop your crying cause you're driving me crazy

Goddammit do you have to complain

Don't you think I'm sick and tired of the same ole same ole

The same ole, the same ole

The same ole, same old thing

The same ole, the same ole

The same ole, everything

The same ole, the same ole

The same ole, nothing's changed

The same ole, the same ole

The same ole, fucking thing

Well now, I guess it's time to go to work

And look my miserable fuck head boss in his fucking face

Maybe I'll just call in sick today

Lay around, get stoned, watch porno

Aww, fuck it

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the president

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the president

I'd make every day a holiday

I wish I was the president

A mandatory raise for the underpaid

I wish I was the president

Hah hah hah hah!

I wish I was the president

I promise to do the best job I can

Bullshit!

I wish I was the president

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