I F*** Dogs

I Fuck Dogs

In the park, at the docks

When the moon is up high in the sky

The great dane is too tall

chiwawa's are to small

but the dog that I like

to quell up at night

'cause the dushhound is best of all

'cause he is longer than he's thinner

he love to let me in

His eyes swell with love

he fits like a glove

and that's why he's man's best friend!

I fuck dogs, he fucks dogs, I fuck dogs, we fuck dogs

We all fuck dogs in the park (and the pound)

She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs, she fucks dogs

We all fuck dogs in the park

He's got bed bugs, tits and knits

If he scratches, then I itch

but The kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp

life with a dog is a bitch

You'll never be alone, if you give the dog a bone

and the pee wee don't kiss but the problem is this

His bark (woof, woof, woof, wooof woof woof)

is worse than his bite

(cough, cough cough etc)

furball

is worse than his bite

I fuck dogs

in the park

after the dock

when the moon is up high in the sky

and I'm not proud.