Crazy 'Bout Cars

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I always been Crazy 'bout cars

From Jettas to Jaguars

BM's are cool

But Mercedes rule

I always been Crazy 'bout cars

Drivin' down the street and I can't stop

And it's gettin' kinda hot so I might take off the drop top

And see the pretty girls as they walk by (honk honk)

Yo baby you want to go for a ride

K.K. ("Yo Doug,her come the cops!!")

So I have nuthin' to hide

Besides I'm looking for a bride

Let's go!!

Mercedes for the ladies,BM's are cool

But Mazerati and Porsches are the things that rule

If you were raised in New York by now you know

That walking down the street is like going to a car show

Diamond in the back,sun roof top

Chillin' in the scene with the gangster lean oo,oo,oo

K.K. ("Yo Doug,the cops is tailin' us")

They better stop or pretty soon they'll be mailin' us

An apology note,we don't work on the street

They better go ride behind a Suzuki cheap Jeep

(But,but)

But what?Go to sleep!

I'm waitin' at the light so I can go

Homeboy in another car yelled out "Yo!"

Chill Will:("What up Ha,what you doin' today?")

Yo,why you drivin' that Hyundai?

Chill Will:("Oh,I'm coolin' today")

Well I'll see you later on tonight

Chill Will:("Okay")

K.K.:("Hey yo Doug,the light is green")

Thanks,but anyway.....

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White sweater,blue Jetta or Saab nine thou

Turrrrbo,how you like me now?

Howya,howya,hawyah like me now

Howya,hawya,hawya,hawya like me now

Phil Rizzuto say's "Holy Cow"

How yah like me now?

Now bus it.....

I'm drivin' in my real fly transportation

Pushin' eighty-five to my destination

Me and my girl and I'm on the lean

With my Saab stick shift in between

Pushin' it,huggin' the road so tight

'Til hear a siren and a real bright light

Didn't pay no attention with the cruise control

Until I heard a deep voice say

Chill Will:("Highway patrol")

So I pulled to the side and I started to laugh

'Cause I think they wanted my autograph

Ha,ha,ha,ha,but anyway

They got their car started over to mine

Registration,insurance I could not find

He had a smile on his face like your "ass" is mine

Chill Will:("Boy,your ass is mine!!")

So he got out of his car and approach my window

Waitin' for me to like give him the info

I reached over,gave my girlie a kiss

Put the gears in three and I did like this

VVVAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

I was doin' 120 my girl started to remind me

Cool and calm they was right behind me

My girl say

Dawn:("Doug E.,don't press your luck!!")

I said lucky for me that I don't drive drunk!

I was coolin' (and by the way)

I was rullin',know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-sayin'

So movin' right along to the end of the story

Cops were on my tail and really started to bore me

I adjusted my mirror to see much clearer

Cops were gettin' nearer

So I had to prepare her

Fasten your seat belt one more exit to go

Then I pushed the Red Button on the Saab Turbo

We was outta there as the wind blew her hair

Her lips and legs showed alot of potential

The rest of the story is confidential

Know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-sayin',ay-yo

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