Your Family Is Poor

You wake up in the morning and

Put on your old hand-me-downs and then

You embarrass yourself

'Cause you're a Weasley

Are those freckles you're sportin' or

Is that poop on your face?

I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles

Because of the smell

I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

But you could not because, well nothing is all you got

Because your family is poor

And I do implore

Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?

I said your family is poor

And I know for sure

That I am so much better than you because your family is poor

The way that your hair looks like some lice are living there

Is kind of funny to me

I try and not to be around you

'Cause you always smell like ... pee

Because your family is poor

And I do implore

Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?

I said your family is poor

And I know for sure

That I am so much better than you because your family

Your family is poor