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Artist: Dropkick Murphys
Canonical path: /dropkick-murphys/first-class-loser
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First Class Loser
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First Class Loser
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Have you ever had a family
Or a friend that drove you crazy
Or a folk or a neighbour
Without noxious fool of lazy?
The type of guy you'd cross six lanes
Of traffic to avoid
He's always got his handout
He's wicked unemployed
You can't ditch him, you can't lose him
There is no place you can hide
He's a boy, he's a jerk
He's everything that you despise
But you can't just tune him out
Because he's too loud to ignore
When he shows up at your house
You kill the lights and hit the floor
Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guy
His personality is impervious
To reason or suggestion
He can't take a hint
And he always says he's welcome
He's nobody's friend
Yeah he's hated by all reasons
He only cares about himself
He parks in handicap spaces
Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guy
We've all got some loser in our spot
And aim a full time job
I may be a little differ called
But I'm not a total nut
I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him
Punch him watch him as he falls
I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy
He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry!
He's a first class loser!
I wouldn't miss him if he died
(Oh, oh no)
(What, what? Come on, you know what I'm saying)
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