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Artist: Drug Church
Canonical path: /drug-church/unlicensed-hall-monitor
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Unlicensed Hall Monitor
Read Unlicensed Hall Monitor lyrics by Drug Church on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Unlicensed Hall Monitor
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There’s a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench telling you how to live
Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons
A grown man who can’t handle his life for shit
A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss, can’t handle his shit
Seen’m before
There’s always one
He’s hard to miss
A born asshole
Keeping tabs on
Running tattle
On the people making things
There’s a guy in a group chat with klansmen telling you how to live
Just a matter of time till he’s the one twisting in the wind
But man it makes me sick to sing this
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