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Artist: Drugstore
Canonical path: /drugstore/offside
Related lyric paths: 6
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Offside
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Offside
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Hey Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble
And England is lookin' outtta shape
You dream of glory, oh I do feel sorry
Only luck can save the English face
You're so heartbroken, your defence is open
And Gazza is carrying too much weight
As for your goalie, what a roly-poly!
And your four four two is out of date
And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha!
When you're playing offside
And then missing the goal
And so Brazil will show you how to do it!
Ronaldo puts the ball into play
Juninho's gonna go down today
Romario puts the ball into place
But the English - they were an absolute disgrace!
The Lion's roaring while Brazil are scoring
Even God could not help the English side
'Cos everybody knows that we are better
You just roar and roar, but you don't bite
And so you think you've got the guts to do it - ha!
When you're playing offside
And then missing the goal
So let Brazil just show you how to do it!
Ronaldo kicks the ball into space
Juninho runs to the left and hey!
Romario kicks the ball into space
But the English game - what an absolute disgrace!
So hey, Glen Hoddle, looks like you're in trouble
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