Bumps Ahead

I've got to realign you cuz my heads above water

You got a little sister and she's somebody's daughter

She says there's an orange man hanging from a telephone wire

But you can't trust your sister cuz your sister's a liar so she says

Look out bumps ahead

The man in the mirror's got ultimate whiskers

And he like to shave them with his bony little fingers

He got some ear drops and he paints 'em on his eyebrows

But he don't like to do it cuz it covers up the brown spots on his head

Look out

(Chorus) What am I gonna do

I don't even like you

How am I supposed to choose

Entirely up to

Everything around me moves

I don't even see through you

You've got to trust the green book it was written by your sister

Tells a little story of a man without any pictures

He got an eagle in his pocket and a horse tooth comb in his hair

But horse teeth don't work very well so the comb don't work at all but he don't care

Look out

(Chorus)

I met a cow today swinging udder while he walked his walk

Getting high on the grass and sun

Spotted coat of brown and black

Heat and flies burned on his back

He was a supermodel bovine of the sun

(Chorus)

I've got to realign you cuz you've got a little sister

The man with the portraits hanging whiskers from his mirror

The bovine slips and bumps his head

Look out bumps ahead