Meet El Presidente

Miss November Tuesday

bend your rubber rules

take your time but don't take

off your high heel shoes

she's in demand at dinner time

she's on the factory wall

and when the gentlemen retire

guess who's in control?

she blew your money

on taking a cruise

if that isn't funny

well, watch out teacher...

ohh ohh, when the chamber's empty

she said, "ohh, ohh, meet el Presidente"

dress in flimsy clothing

use your lipstick line

to cover fear and loathing

with a pink disguise

you never refuse when she lies back

put a stripe on the union, and a star on the jack

she's on the case at dinner time

she's on the evening news

and if you dare step out of line

you're going to be abused

you may not like it

you may not be scared,

but hell has no fury like a

young girl's ego

(chorus)

you might adopt an attitude,

look on the moral side

(looking on the moral side)

but if police are after you,

where's the best place to hide?

for this production,

they gave her a gun...

ain't no director,

so watch out actors!

(chorus repeat)