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Artist: Dwarves
Canonical path: /dwarves/drinkin-up-christmas
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Drinkin'Up Christmas
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Drinkin'Up Christmas
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Went out to a Christmas party
Had a fifth of coke-bacardi
Saw a Santa Claus in red
With an aching head.
But he wasn't very merry
In fact he was kinda scary
Ho-ho-hell
Was all he said
He took a drink
And then another two
Beneath the sink
I've seen him turning blue
And in the wake
He thought the chimney had the flu
Screaming like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge
I'm drinking up Christmas!
Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah
I'm Drinking' up Christmas!
Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them
A Holiday hero
yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O
I'm drinking up Christmas!
Tonight, alright!
He's making a list And checking
The kids that he feels like wrecking
As he stumbles through the night
All pink and white
And it was just get going
But then when the buh's start blowing
Challenged Frosty to a fight
He said come on
I got a gift for you
So bring it on!
I'll make you black and blue
A little song
I think that Santa Claus is through
And he got a nose as red as you know who
I'm drinking up Christmas!
Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah
I'm Drinking' up Christmas!
Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them
A Holiday hero
yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O
I'm drinking up Christmas!
Tonight, alright!
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