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Artist: Dwarves
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Metrosexual Man
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Metrosexual Man
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Now have you ever met a fellow
Kinda mellow with thos hello kitty eyes
And there was really something fishey
With that walk all sweet and swishy in the thighs
He's always dressed to the nines
Scoping out his perfect behind
He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just searching for designer good times
He looks so gay that you could eat him
And women wanna be him
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man
Now have you ever met a stranger
That was dangerously flamin' everywhere
And he don't care
He's got some makeup on his face
And like an ounce of moosey product in his hair
And trousers that flaire
Then he says that he's straight
But he really needs to exfoliate
He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just lookin' for some Cali' cuisine
He's like a rollar blading demon
Not some silly salty sea man
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man
He makes a pedicure date
Arrives about a half-hour late
Wants a frothy cappucino
A little bit of bean-o
And something in his drawers to inflate
He's like a homo-fashion hero
A straight guy but a queer-o
Just lookin' for a rainbow parade
A little light up in his loafers
On the Loveboat he'd be Gopher
He's a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He's a metrosexual man
He’s just a homo fashion hero
He’s fiddling like nero
And searching for a toga to wear
He’s like a modern gladiator
A master masturbator
He’s a metrosexual
Metrosexual
He’s a metrosexual man
Well, he's a metrosexual man
He is just a metrosexual man
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