(I Used To Couldn't Dance) Tight Pants

I used to couldn't dance too good

I had to get some moves

I was a-scared of the dance floor

I had the no boogie blues

Now I'm on fire

Show these ladies my can do

And I'll show you, too

It used to be a massacre

I never got a second glance

Now I'm kinda lethal on the dance floor

Check it, tight pants!

Move in and get tighter

Now you show me you can do, too

I don't want to do what I'm supposed to

(Never, never, never)

I just want someone to get close to

(Come a little closer)

There ain't no certain way to move

Now don't you tell me how

I'm supposed to dance

There ain't no parking on this dance floor

Now step aside, check it, tight pants!

Be my rider

Let's show them what we can do