Earl

[Verse 1]

Yo, I'm a hot and bothered astronaut crashing while

Jacking off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating apple sauce

Sent to Earth to poke Catholics in the ass with saws

And knock blunt ashes into their caskets and laugh it off

Twisted sicker than mad cattle, in fact I'm off

Six different liquors with a Prince wig plastered on

Stop screamin', bitch: you shouldn't be that alarmed

When Big Lips is in the Attic Arms with an addict's arm

Earl puts the "ass" in "assassin"

Puts the pieces of decomposing bodies in plastic

Puts them in a pan and mixes it up with scat

Then gobbles it like fat black bitches and catfish

It so happens that I'm so haphazardous

I'll puke a piece and put it on a hook and fuckin' cast the shit

I'm askin' that you faggot rap actors take action

And get a hall pass for this class-act shit

How the fuck I fit an axe in a satchel?

Slip capsules in a glass, you dizzy rascal

Party staff baffled, askin' where her ass go

In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes

Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bust

And butts to fuck and ups to shut and sluts to fuckin' uppercut

It's OF buttercup: go ahead, fuck with us

Without a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother fucked

Ask her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her butt

Play a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunch

As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt

Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up

"What you doin'?" Nothin' much, squish out some other stuff

Got to fucking bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us

[Verse 2]

Get up off the pavement, wipe the dirt and vomit off

DopeBoyz hatin' but them faggots is a lotta talk

Cotton soft pussy them Odd niggas is Molotov

Cocktails, fuckin' toss one in your apartment dog

Wolf Gang we ain't barking, nah

Try talkin' on a blog with your fuckin' arms cut off

Put in a carpet and watch it get auctioned off

The Ace tell Shake's daughter "We're sorry, but papa's gone, bitch"