Put Me In The Deal

If you meet a nice new girl

Put me in the deal

If she invites you to a drink

Put me in the deal

If she invites you to a dance

Put me in the deal

If she invites you to her bed

Put me in the deal

I'll be discreet with you

And very sweet with you

I'll be available

And very admirable

Yes, I will

If you get a decent raise

Put me in the deal

And if you get some holidays

Put me in the deal

If you win the lottery

Put me in the deal

And if you get rich and make it big

Put me in the deal

I'll be faithful now

I'll be reliable

So understanding now

I'll be attentive, brother

Any favour that you're wanting

Brother, I will do

No, I'm not a man of wealth but

I am straight with you

If you trips are good to you

Put me in the deal

And if you have a happening too

Put me in the deal

And if you find some money in the streets

Put me in the deal

If you're getting some free meals

Put me in the deal

I'll be discreet with you

And very sweet with you, yeah

I'll be available

And very admirable

Any favour that you're wanting

Brother, I will do

No, I'm not a man of wealth but

I am straight with you

Any favour that you're wanting

You know that I will

What's that you say? They're fooling with you

And you want me in the deal?

I don't understand you too well

You say they're fooling you

Thank you for the offer, brother

I've got something else to do