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Artist: Ebolie
Canonical path: /ebolie/queer-eye-for-the-metrosexual
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Queer Eye for the Metrosexual
Read Queer Eye for the Metrosexual lyrics by Ebolie on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Queer Eye for the Metrosexual
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Pink shirts and metro mohawks
is the new fashion in the club scene
And all the homo's on the dance floor
cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters
Queer eye for the metrosexual
They will be big noting themselves all week
about the bitches they want to mee
and shit talking about all teh Bacardi Breezers they're
gonna drink
Total show ponies
They will spend half their weeks pay
getting their fix on hair gell and crack wax
And then the're gonna go make love to themselves in the mirror
just shove 3 e's up your arse and then you will be fruity
Pink shirts and metro mohawks
is the new fashion in the club scene
And all the homo's on the dance floor
cannot believ there is so many tryhard poofters
Queer eye for the metrosexual
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