This Is What They Call Love?

Everything's tilted, everything's blurry

Can't straighten out one crooked thought you have

Everything's fuzzy, everything's cloudy

Can't walk a straight line - This Is What They Call Love?

Everything's flighty, everything's foggy

Out of control, your thoughts are off the wall

Everything's dreamy, everything's drizzly

Can't shake your head clear - This Is What They Call Love?

So you ask around and you ask your friends - Is this what you call love?

Though they try to help, maybe they don't know - maybe it's something else

Like a rare disease or an alien plot - something without a name

Or a cruel hoax, or some ancient gods having fun with you in some game

Feeling like falling, running then crawling

Can't get a grip, confusion is the rule

Hands are all shaky, head is all sweaty

Losing direction - This Is What They Call Love?

Feeling so dizzy, feeling so helpless

Vision is glossy, steamy thoughts all day

Rubbing your eyes and scratching your head

You can't figure out why - This Is What They Call Love

And you thought that you'd been around the block, thought that you'd seen it all

And you thought you knew all about this love - what did you really know?

You've been fooled before, you've misled yourself - been asleep at the wheel

Gotten off the track, taken all wrong turns - that never felt how this feels

Thought it was easy, heard it was heaven

Who's kidding whom, and what's the big appeal?

Everyone always calls it fantastic

Someone explain why This Is What They Call Love

They're out of their minds! - This Is What They Call Love?